The Different Kinds of Editing

Posted: February 4, 2015 in Non-Fiction

The Different Kinds of Editing.


ConcertFriday, January 23, 2014 my wife and I drove to the Capitol Theater in Clearwater, Florida. We were about to experience one of my favorite bards. A folksinger that defined an era just like his father before him. We stopped for dinner at O’Keeffe’s Tavern and ate as healthy as one could in public house. The aliments of age perched on both of our shoulders waiting with the patient of buzzards. Once fed, it was back in the car for a 10 minute drive to the theater.

Remember, when you were younger and went to a concert. You’d walk two miles or more, possibly park somewhere illegally, before you’d pay a lot or valet to park your ride. Yea, not when you are about to breach sixty years of young. Now I am one of those guys that does just that, pay the fee and walk right in—no mess, no fuss; except your pocket is twenty bucks lighter. But hey, you’re at the front door!

The venue was spectacular and cozy and the show was sold out. Like who wouldn’t have wanted a ticket to “Alice’s Restaurant 50th Anniversary Tour” starring one of the greatest folksingers of the ’60’s—Arlo Gutherie. That’s 1960’s not 1860’s for all you young ‘uns. This music man played at Woodstock and embodied the restlessness of the anti-establishment movement. He grew up in a music household with a famous father, Woody, who was a poet, a writer, an author and musician. Arlo followed in his father’s footsteps and his most famous song, Alice’s Restaurant,” which is really not about the restaurant but about the draft, defined all of us that grew up in that decade.

We took our seats and waited for the show to begin. The stage was lit with blue light and an emcee came out and gave a brief commercial on the up coming events.

Dude, let’s get on with the show.

Once he left the stage, I took a picture of it and posted it to Facebook. My nephew immediately respond and said, ”There sure is a lot of white hair in the audience.”

He was a very observant individual.

The lights dimmed and it was showtime. Suddenly, we were watching a claymation movie of Arlo Gutherie’s, “I Don’t Want a Pickle, I just Want to Ride My Motorcycle.” Then the band came out on stage and picked up the refrain as the animation ended. The show only got better.

We not only got to hear those songs that ran us backwards to our time of invincibility, we also got to learn a little about Arlo. He was married for forty three years but his wife had passed on. He wrote a children’s book about Al the Goose. It’s not politically correct but it is funny–in a dark way.

Me and my Goose

Me and my pal

We had some very good times

Me and my goose his name was Al

And he cost only a dime

Over meadows we’d stray

Playing all day

I missed him at night until dawn

Then one day I found he wasn’t around

I wondered where Al could have gone

I looked everywhere he just wasn’t there

Where could a goose be all day

I miss my pal

I miss my Al

It’s sad that things turned out this way

Then mom brought him
I remember her grin

Stuffed with his feet pointed straight

I’ll never forget the night that we ate

Al off of the old yellow plate

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We heard many of his old songs, they were the ones he remembered (he’s almost 70), then “Alice’s Restaurant” which ended with a standing ovation. The show was over and the last song sung, he said good night and walked off stage. We all waited for the encore, you know it’s going happen, and it did.

He walks back on stage and as he was tuning his guitar, a guy steps up to the stage with an album and says,”Arlo, can I get you to sign this?”

He looks at the guy for a minute and says, “No.”

Everyone laughed but the guy was persistent and had to be seated by security.

Then Arlo sang a song. The words were written by Woody and he had put music to them. He had us all join in and it was absolutely a kumbaya moment.

I’ve seen a few musical talents from my youth: Edgar Winter, Leo Kottke, and David Brine. They were all fantastic. This was different. This one made me think about the time I signed up for the draft, Living on air and not much else, and how, at that time, everything was far out man. We were all on the cusp of loosing our innocence but it was still down the road—just a little ways. We didn’t want to eat a pickle, we only wanted to ride our motorcikle.

Just a Note of Thanks

Posted: January 19, 2015 in Non-Fiction
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Hi! First, thank you for visiting my WordPress page. Most of the posts are mine and once in while, if I feel compelled, I post a link to something I found interesting.

The purpose of this post is to inform you, the reader, that these stories are in the “raw” and for the most part not ready for publication as they need additional editing. I believe they are entertaining and if your interest or imagination has been captured then, they have succeeded in their task.

I am currently working on a paranormal murder mystery. Some might say it is more fantasy, but it does have ghosts, witches, and brings the world of Fae into play. The working title is “Bob.”

Like many who write today, I have a full time job and along with my family, includes pets (vicious wiener schnitzels and a cat named DaVinci), I have to find time to write. “Bob” is taking up all my found writing time. He is a relentless character and seems to be very needy. But, if I was a passive- aggressive medium-clairvoyaint, five foot four inches short, and one hundred and eighty five pounds with just enough separation between my head and my shoulders to claim I have a neck, then maybe I too would be a bit needy.

If you like any of my stores please check “like” or if you want to leave constructive criticism please do so. Self-editing is a difficult thing to do and even established and famous authors use an editor. Alas, I am neither at this moment and rely on friends, family, and the Clearwater Writers Group to give it a once (or several times) over.

So carry on to the good stuff and please leave a mark letting me know what you enjoyed or what you didn’t. Oh, and if you like flash fiction “The Final Flush” is one of my favorite stories. That’s DaVinci in the picture!


RR Lippincott

A soft soothing voice sounded,”Amanda it’s time to get up.”
Amanda snuggled deeper under the covers.
The voice sounded again but louder and cooler ,”Amanda, time to get up.”
She snuck her head out and yelled, “Snooze!”
“Yes, Amanda. How long?” The voice was again soothing.cell_phone_restaurant
“15 minutes, please,” she responded.
I really need to set the auto-snooze feature on this system.
Amanda didn’t want to get up. It was Saturday and she had a standing appointment to visit her mother at the “home.” It had been a tough couple of years for the family. Her father had passed away and six months ago her mother had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. It was almost too much and it took all the emotional strength Amanda had to visit her mother once a week.
Some visits it was just like it had always been. Those were the worst visits; listening to her mother beg to be taken home. Other times her mother had no idea who she was and why her daughter, Amanda, wasn’t there visiting her instead.
Which one will it be today?
“Amanda, it’s time to get up,” said the soft soft soothing voice.
Amanda pulled the covers down and sat up in bed. “Alarm, off.”
It didn’t take her long to get ready: shower, clothes, coffee and breakfast. All completed in less than 30 minutes. She put in her new iContacts. They were the latest Apple Infinity model loaded with true holographic imagining and optic communications. The lenses picked up electrical signals from the optic nerves and converted them into virtual key strokes.
Thank god for new technologies.
She walked out to the driveway and got in her Toyota Postius. Amanda had saved the address of the Paradise Island Home for the Aged (it was a nice home but no paradise) in the Intelligent GPS and said,”PIH.”
The vehicle booted out of sleep mode and asked, ”Visiting your mother Amanda?”
“Yes, now please drive and no conversation,” she said.
The car did as commanded and Amanda had time to to catch up on news, texts, and chats in the short fifteen minutes it would take for the vehicle to drive itself to the home.
”Destination,” the Postius announced. It parked in a visitor’s spot and went into sleep mode waiting for the next command.
And people use to drive these things manually.
Amanda got out and walked into the building. The receptionist appeared, a pleasant brunette hologram, and smiled at her.
“Your mother is in visiting room four Amanda,” the hologram said.
Gotta love face recognition systems.
“Thank you,” Amanda replied. She was a nice person even to holograms.
Amanda opened the door not knowing what to expect. The old woman looked up and smiled at her and said, ”Amanda.” She held out her arms and Amanda walked over to hug her mother then sat beside her.
“How are you mom?” She asked.
“Fine, dear, just fine. Old and tired but fine,” her mother responded.
A snack was sitting on a small table in the room comprised of coffee, juice, tea and cookies.
“Would you like some tea mother?”
“That would be nice but no sugar, you know I’m already sweet.” She said.
Amanda rolled her eyes, it was such an old joke.
A text appeared from her friend Marsha–Want to do lunch at the Mexican restaurant @ 2?
She responded, Yes!!!
“Honey, I want you to have a few things I’ve kept and—“
Amanda held up a finger as a signal for just a minute.
Marsha how was the date with the guy from the Oldies but Goodies site?
It was less than spectacular, tell you about it at lunch.
No. Tell me now, dish, I want to try it out. I am not getting any younger you know…
Amanda’s mother touched her arm.”Honey please this is important,” she said.
Amanda reached for the plate of cookies and gave her mother one.
Mandi, he was such a loser and flake. Lives with his mother.
“Amanda, please pay attention, I have pictures and other things that I want to show you,” her mother said.
“Eat your cookie, mother,” She said.
Really Marsha, does he have a job?
No! That’s why he is living with his mother! Lol
Amanda could here her mother talking but she waived her off and said,”finish your tea.”
You have to be kidding me and he is dating? lmao
Yes! Can you believe some men in their fifties…just looking for a sugar momma to take care of them.
Almost done here, see you at 2.
“What mom?” Amanda responded crossly at her mother’s tugging on her clothes. “Did you finish your tea and cookie?”
“Take this box and go, I’m tired.” She said. “I will miss you.”
“Mom, I’ll see you next week,” Amanda said and kissed her on the forehead. She took the box and walked out saying good by to the holographic receptionist and to her car. When she got home she looked through the items her mother had given her. One of them stood out, it nagged at her. There wasn’t anything special about it. It was just a picture of her mom and dad at a restaurant with her in a child’s seat. She was eating and both of her parents were looking at antique smart phones. It appeared she was trying to get their attention. They each had an arm extended seeming to motion at her as if it meant to be quite or eat, maybe both, While their faces were buried in the old-time electronic screens.
It was Saturday all to fast again. She was about to leave for her weekly visit when a call flashed on her iContact. She answered.
“Amanda, this is Nurse Fletcher, your mother passed away this morning. We are so sorry for your loss. Where should we send the body for cremation?”
“What? No, I mean, I will have to call you back,” Amanda said. She was in shock and slumped on her sofa. She did the only thing she could think of–text Marsha.
Marsha, omg my mother just died.
What? You poor dear. Never enough time is there?
No, and I had so much to say to her.

Excellent article!

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Posted: July 11, 2014 in Fiction
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calendar11 “We’ll talk about it when you’re older,” they said almost in unison.

I begged and pleaded, I was relentless. And, like any other nine year old when they wanted to know something that is, only to be explained when you’re older, I wanted to know now! So I launched a barrage of questions.

“Did everyone have a number? Were they all the same color? Were they all the same size? What does it mean?”

My parents knew I wasn’t going to let it go until I had an answer. I had to promise everything but a pound of flesh. That wasn’t a promise but a threat if I talked about this to anyone. Once the promise and threat session ended, mom and dad sat me on the couch. I remember looking up at the clock, watching the second hand sweep around the clock face second by second; it took an eternity to get my answer. What they told me about the number on my leg was anti-climatic–it was a date.

“What kind of date? Do I get super powers? What kind of super powers?” I rapid fired questions until dad hushed me.

“It’s a personal date,” Dad said. “And yours is your twenty-first birthday.”

I fidgeted in my seat and asked, “What kind of personal date?”

“An expiration date,” He said.

“What’s expiration mean?” I asked.

“Where to begin,” Dad said. “It’s when you leave this world for the next one.”

“You mean like outer space, I get to go in outer-space?” I said.

Mom said, “No, it’s not like going into outer-space. Do you remember when Memaw went to sleep and didn’t wake up?”

“Yes,” I said. “I miss Memaw, you said she now lives in my heart. So does the date mean I’m going to live in your heart?”

“Kind of honey, your Date is your turn to go to sleep, just like Memaw,” she said.

A hard concept to grasp this dying thing but it was harder watching my mother spill tears.

Clarity came at twelve when my best friend Tommy died. Tommy never talked about his date, I don’t think he had the same conversation with his parents that I had with mine. I wondered if his parents even told him what would happen. But I knew something was up when his parents had a party for him, for no reason, and invited all the kids from the neighborhood and some of his school friends. It was a strange party, like a birthday party. He got presents, there was cake and ice cream, and us kids played all kinds of games. We all stayed up late and left after Tommy fell asleep.

The next day all the kids from the party were invited back to Tommy’s house. We pulled numbers out of a hat to see who would pick first out of the pile of toys that his parents had stacked on the lawn. Whenever a toy got pulled from the pile, Tommy’s mother cried. Tommy was my best friend and I would miss him almost as much as Memaw. That day proved to be a pivotal point in my life. I decided that I wanted to control when I would die and not by some number that appeared on my skin. I had time and I wasn’t going to have sorrow walk me out the door like it did Tommy.

Mom and Dad, both had extended Dates which is why they decided to have kids. They thought their genetics would pass on an extended date to their children, but it didn’t work that way. That’s why I didn’t have any brother or sisters.

I found it interesting that most people just went about their lives. You could have an accident and die or you could get a disease and pass away before your Date, so why didn’t we treat our Date as a sickness? If you were sick or hurt you went to the doctor or the hospital but no one, even the medical community, talked about Expiration.

Obsessed? No, but I did research and read everything I could find on the subject. I kept it secret and hid any information I found. I kept it the kid’s file–under my mattress–until mom found one of my magazines (The Death Date Chronicles) when she changed my sheets.

There was a case where a man tried to have a second date added to his other leg but that was a dead end. Blocking out the date didn’t work either. There had been a world-wide rumor that if you blocked out the date you wouldn’t die. Tattoo shops sprung up everywhere. They even became mainstream until some of their clients started to die off based on their Date.

Neither parent found my hobby or regurgitation of the stories amusing and the pound of flesh threat was brought up again–much firmer this time.

“You can’t do anything about your date,” Dad said. “You have to accept it as part of your life.”

“Why?” I asked. “Why don’t we talk about it, or try to change it?”

“Honey, don’t you think people have tried to. Why do you think these magazines are only sold to adults and not fifteen year old kids? It’s because their trash and you can’t change your destiny. Honestly,” Mom added.

“Well at least they call it what it is–a Death Date,” I said. “Really, you’d rather make seem it all nicey-nice? Like ‘Expiration’ makes it any less real?”

End of discussion and the start of a month’s grounding. Our argument gave me an “eureka” moment. I bet, I could find a way to change my date. Was it possibly that simple? I made a promise to mom and dad not to do any research again ever–I lied.

I began to look for stories, news articles, anything on the subject of people who changed their Date and survived. I ran across the curious case of Shelia Briggs in an old newspaper in the library. The article stated Shelia worked with ancient symbols, runes, mathematical symbols and something called alchemy; she also delved into witchcraft, spiritualism, and ancient writings. The article went on to say she was found dead in the center of a pentagram at an ancient aboriginal site deep in the Outback of Australia. Pictures of her nude body showed archaic glyphs and formula written and tattooed all over her skin. The autopsy report caught my eye; it stated she died three days beyond her Date.

It spurred me to spend every available moment trying to learn about lost or forgotten secrets and symbols. I still went to high school, dated (girls, just sayin’), learned to drive and finally graduated. Everything you’d expect a normal teenager to do. I even had a part-time job and started college, although, mom and dad said I didn’t need to bother. You know, twenty-first birthday and all. But, I continued to search for the path that Shelia Briggs had followed. I wanted to find the knowledge that could lead me away from my date with kismet, fate, or the big sleep (call it what you will) that was fast approaching.

It was a sunny day and I drove a couple of towns over to investigate a used book store. I don’t remember how I heard about it but I didn’t have much to lose and decided to check it out. Used book stores are different. They have books that someone bought, read (maybe), and no longer wanted. You can find some really strange stuff like out of print books, books on strange topics, old paper backs, and once in a while an ancient treasure. I walked in and a bell jiggled above the door. I was hoping for a treasure.

Quaint and dark!

Books were stacked and piled everywhere. They created a labyrinth with dead ends, misleading isles.  There were books in cases, on window sills, and any available space that a book could fit or stack. It was the kind of place you could get lost in and I was afraid there were bones somewhere in one of the back isles to prove it.

A stooped grey haired woman stood behind the counter, her hair looked more like a birds nest and the green crocheted shawl covered an old bent spine. She peered at me over the top of wire framed glasses. I thought she was going to smile but all I got was a bit of smirk.

“Can I help you find something?” She asked.

“I’m looking for books on a variety of subjects,” I said. “Mostly old books.”

“What kind of ‘mostly old books’? I have quite a few depending on the subject matter,” she responded.

I looked at the books stacked on the counter and said,” I’m looking for books about symbols or alchemy. Do you have anything like that?”

“I do young man, tell me what do you want with such a book?” She smiled and exposed aged yellow teeth, the few that remained, into a mischievous grin that made her face look like one big wrinkle. It took me by surprise; it was the kind of face you read about in fairy tales like Hansel & Gretel

Man, she must have one long Date!

“Uh, I’m researching ancient writings and symbols for a college paper,” I said.

“Yes, I’m sure you are. Go down the far wall and take the first two lefts, I’m sure you will find something of interest.”

“Thanks,” I said and moved fast down the tight corridor before she decided that I was juicy and oven-ready.

I almost missed the second left, it wasn’t an isle but a gap between two large book shelves. Most people would have walked past it, I did (ended up in the cook book section) so I doubled back and glimpsed a grotto of books in-between two large bookcases. I squeezed through the narrow opening and jackpot! There where books on alchemy, astrology, ancient cultures and languages. Some had to do with Death Dates, some were in foreign languages, while others were a discourse on off-the-wall subjects (Mummify Anything). It was their age and musty smell of forgotten knowledge that linked them in this nondescript depository of historic and dated texts. I searched through the various tomes, one by one, focused on finding the one book that would change my life. I didn’t realize that most of the day had passed until I was brought back to the now by a low garbled noise.


“Hello,” I said

“Young man, it’s closing time and my cat is waiting for his dinner,” said the old woman from outside the nook.

“I’m sorry, time just flew,” I said.

I squeezed out into the isle and she stood there blocking the way out. I got nervous.

“Did you find what you were looking for?” She asked.

“Yes and no, I found so much that I didn’t even know existed but I didn’t find exactly what I was looking for,” I said.

“What’s your name son?”

“Jonny, Jonny Tempus.”

“What are you looking for Jonny?”

“To be honest–“

“Honesty never begins with “to be”, what is it that you seek—exactly?”

I toed my shoe into the floor and with my head hung said,” I read about someone who extended their date and I have been searching for a way to do the same.”

There, I said it. I said to a stranger and I felt different. I felt lighter. I didn’t realize how much my secret weighed me down. I wanted to run, no fly, down the center of the street and yell how I felt. I was reborn. Maybe now I could face the inevitable with my twenty-first birthday just two days away.

“You must mean Shelia Briggs.”

“Yes ma’am, I read about her,” I said.

The old woman smiled,” Every seeker has read about her, somehow, they always find their way to my book store. Follow me young man I have something I want you to see.”

“What about your cat ma’am?” I asked

“He can wait, Moses has never missed a meal but has a belly that could afford to,” she said. “And call me Ana, ma’am makes me feel old.”

I followed Ana back to the front of the store and she shuffled behind the counter, she leaned over and retrieved something. She straightened up putting a hand on her back letting out sigh then placed a large leather book on the counter. Her eyes pierced mine as she opened the cover to reveal bound parchment. I looked away to read the title page–Vitæ Libro or Book of Life. She turned the page over and I knew she was watching me but I didn’t care because I saw what I had sought for all these years; notes and formulas, drawings, and what appeared to be alchemical recipes of some sort that related to Expiration. Most of the script was in Latin and beyond what I had learned in high school.

“This is amazing,” I said.

“I ask you again Jonny, what is it that you seek?”

“I guess I don’t really know, maybe understanding,” I said. “I wish I had more time but I have learned so much today.”

“She nodded and then demanded,” Let me see your Date.”

“My Date? You want to see my Date? Kind of a personal request isn’t it?” I said.

“Roll you pants leg up boy, I want to see your Date!”

Oh, what the hell!

I pulled up my pants leg and Ana came around the counter and looked at the mark. She felt my leg, touching my Date and calf. At six foot and a hundred and sixty five pounds I was on the thin side–not real meaty. Satisfied, she hobbled back around and stared into space. That moment seemed to extend, as if we both stepped outside of time. I broke the silence of her reverie.

“Thank you, but I have to get home; it is getting late and I bet Moses is starving,” I said.

“Take the book with you,” she said.

“Excuse me?”

“I didn’t stutter, Jonny. Take the book with you!”

“I don’t know if I can afford a book like this, besides, I only have until Saturday.”

“I’m giving you the book. Consider it a gift, though you may think, at some point, it is a curse,” she said.

If you’re sure then—thanks!”

“I need your address, write it down for me.”

She shoved a piece of torn envelope at me and I excitedly scribbled my name and address on it. I left and drove home thinking all the way back that this was the strangest experience of my short life.

I hit the front door hard and the screen door slammed behind me. I heard mom’s voice yell something but raced into my bedroom and shut the door before the words reached my ears. I jumped on my bed and opened the cover. A musty odor, I hadn’t noticed before, filled my nostrils as I flipped through the pages with reverence. It was a sweet smell and I took it in, deep. This was truly an ancient repository of knowledge and there had to be an answer. I stayed up most of that night working translations, looking up symbols and various drawings on the net. Most of the script was in Latin but French and German were also found in later pages. When the sun rose I couldn’t believe how little I had worked through and translated.

I came down to breakfast and besides the bacon and eggs mom had cooked there sat a side of somberness beside the hash browns. I decided that I wouldn’t go to work or school, not today, not ever again. I had to find an answer.

After breakfast, I barricaded myself in my room. Mom came up a few times to check on me and brought me lunch. The effort to learn became a slog. My stomach growled and I looked at my desk clock, midnight, and I missed dinner. I decided to go downstairs to the fridge for something to eat and then get some sleep. When I got to the kitchen, I found dad at the breakfast table.

“Everything alright son?” He asked.

“I guess, I mean as alright as one can expect given the state of our existence,” I replied.

“What? When did you become the philosopher?”

I shifted toward the fridge, “I guess it’s from some of the reading I’ve been doing.”

I opened the door and looked for something to eat and grabbed some cold chicken and the bottle milk that sat on the top shelf, then took the chair across from him.

He looked at me and said, “Our Expiration is a part of who we are and it has helped us to prevent war, crime, and has even limited some diseases. Who wants to sit in a jail cell if you only have so much time to enjoy life? Who wants to fight and kill others or hate when there is only so much time available?”

“Now who’s the philosopher?”

We sat there in silence enjoying the moment, one I wished could have lasted; but all things, good and bad, come to an end. We finished and stood, dad gave me a hug I will never forget. A good-by hug it wasn’t. It was an  I love you more than life itself hug. We both trudged up the stairs and headed to our rooms. Today would be the biggest day of my life.

I woke late to the smell of coffee and bacon. Mom stood over me with a tray and a smile on her face.  She was a hundred an eighty degrees from yesterday.

“Good morning my beautiful boy. I brought you breakfast,” she said.

“Aw mom, do you have to get so mushy?”

“Yes, I do. Now eat your breakfast and come down when you’re ready. Most of the family will be coming over later today.”

“I know, all part of the tradition—right?”


She left but turned to smile at me as I dug into the last breakfast I would ever eat. Damn, I would miss bacon. I finished and dressed then brought my tray down to the kitchen. Mom took it then turned and hugged me like I was nine years old. I teared up, she was trying to be strong for me but deep inside I knew she hurt, hurt like any mother who lost a child. I was still here–still breathing but not for much longer. I went back upstairs to my room and worked on the translations, more to pass the time, I had no expectations of a last minute rescue. Family would arrive later in the day and there would be eating and drinking, storytelling, and people saying their good-byes. Some people called it a wake, I called it the “Big Suck.”

The party was over the top, some of my closest friends slipped in to say good luck and slipped out again. It was too much of a reminder for those who have Dates similar to mine. There hadn’t been but a couple of these parties as I grew up. Like I said, my parent and their siblings all have long Dates; they would all out live me. I could tell Mom and Dad spared no expense. We had a DJ, the food was catered, and there was an open bar. I remember I drank too much but what the hell. I wanted to go out feeling invincible.

We were all having a great time, music wafted through the house and people were connecting, appreciating life. The clock in the living room, an old grandfather clock, began to strike the hour. That’s when everything stopped. The music, the talking, everything stopped except for me. It was midnight and I danced in the middle of the living room ignorant of the time, silence, and the surprised faces that stared at me. Auntie Mabe’s scream made me stop. I looked at her and she fainted. She just crumpled to the floor with not a hand being lent to catch her. Everyone wore a surprised and dumbfounded expression.

“Whaaat?” I asked.

No one said a word.

“Come on itsss party time, woohooo! Turn up the music!”

“What the hell?” Said Dad. “Son do you feel alright?”

“Yea, Dadio, I feel great–with my fingers!” I wiggled them for everyone.

“Jonny, come here sit down,” he said.

“Okie dokie.”

I remember people parted in front of me when I stumbled my way to the couch. I flopped down, on my back, as a crowd gathered round. I looked up at the heads that surrounded me. A kaleidoscope of faces with changing expressions.

“Whatsss the hellsss wrong with everyone?”

“Do you know what time it is son?”

“Yeaaa, Par-tie Tiimmee!” I said.

“It’s 12:05am, Jonny,” Dad said.


Then it hit me and I bolted straight up into a sitting position and, I swore, I was stone cold sober.

I won’t go into the aftermath, let me say that in the days that followed doctors, experts, and scientists alike could not fathom what happened to me or what had changed that prevented my Expiration. They wanted to study me and considerable sums of money were offered to entice me to be a guinea pig, I declined. An interesting obituary showed up in the Sunday paper. The old lady, Ana, at the used book store passed away. A week or so later an attorney stopped at our house. It was Ana’s attorney, she told me that Ana had left the book store and Moses to me.

“Do you know why she left me the shop?” I asked.

“No, it was all done very quickly. She also wanted me to give you this envelope. She had strict instructions that the information inside is for your eyes only. You are not to share its contents with anyone.”

“Kinda different, isn’t it?”

“We see all kinds of things in the legal profession. I will complete the transfer of the estate. She left everything, to you. You should find yourself quite comfortable.”

“Uh, thanks.”

The attorney left and I sat on the porch and opened the manila envelope. The first page was a scratchy hand scrawled letter–

Dear Jonny,

I told you that many seekers have passed through my

book shop. They all wanted to extend their life but that is

not enough. There has to be more, there has to be a thirst

for something. I could tell you had desire, a hunger to

understand why. Not just about your Date but about

everything. You spent your time reading the old books. Not

because they held the knowledge you sought, but because

they held knowledge you didn’t know existed. When I brought

out the Book of Life you glowed. The secrets of life

were there in front of you, yours for the taking. Yet, you

turned it down. That’s when I knew it was time to pass it

on–to you. This book is a compendium, a pure pursuit of

knowledge and understanding. Many have added their

discoveries, including me. This is what makes the book

special. If you haven’t yet guessed, it’s the book that

prolongs life. How or why no one really knows. I

think it’s imbued with all of the contributors’ desires to

break the bonds of Expiration. There is a cost,

always is, for me it is past due and time to pay. I will

take your place on Saturday and expire. I’m due for a long

sleep anyway. This ragged old body needs a rest. There’s a

girl next door who will be taking care of Moses until you

arrive. You may like her, in fact, I’m sure of it. There

are instructions for the business in the envelope and the

attorney will handle everything else. I’m sorry I had to

rush this but as you know time is limited and it never

waits. Be safe on your journey, may it be as wondrous as mine.


I’ve run the shop now for many years and today when I looked in the mirror and smiled, I saw Ana’s face–one big wrinkle. That told me I had to pay up, time to pass along what Ana passed to me. I deciphered most of what the book had to offer and so much more. I’ve even added some of my own discoveries. It’s one hundred and fifty years older than the day I received it, its parchment has yellowed a bit more, but it still has that wonderful sweet musty smell.

Living beyond your Expiration can be a curse. Your friends and loved ones are gone. There is no one to remember you except maybe your cat. Da Vinci, my cat, is rubbing my leg as I write this story. He’s hungry and like Moses, has never missed a meal but has a belly that could afford to; did I mention he’s part of the package?


The Final Flush

Posted: July 3, 2014 in Fiction, Short Stories


417726_2680247775304_946602504_nI heard a splash and a loud bang; it came from the bathroom. I quickly ran in and found Davinci with his claws buried into the toilet lid holding it fast. I didn’t ask any questions, I just pushed the handle down and hard. Something screamed, the bone-chilling sound faded as the bowl refilled. Evil was again thwarted.